The Portal Passport

Boom Festival 2027

The store

Eight things worth carrying, chosen for a hot week with no shade and a bag you have to lift yourself. Items sell singly, or pick any three for one price. Ordering opens later — there is no basket on this page yet, and if you already own a version of any of it, bring that instead.

Eight things


  • Cooling towel

    MUR 550

    Wet it, wring it, wear it. Evaporation does the rest.

    The cheapest thing on this list and the one that makes a thirty-eight degree afternoon survivable.

  • Sleep kit

    MUR 550

    Earplugs, an eye mask and an inflatable pillow.

    Sound carries all night and the sun arrives at six. This is what buys you the extra two hours.

  • Wide-brim UPF sun hat

    MUR 850

    A brim the whole way round, rated fabric, packs flat.

    There is very little shade and you are outdoors for seven days. A brim, not a cap.

  • Passport holder

    MUR 850

    Passport, boarding pass and one card, on a cord under a shirt.

    Four flights, two borders and a tent with no lock. It is the smallest thing here and the one whose loss ends the journey.

  • Neck fan and head torch

    MUR 1,750

    Both rechargeable, both worn rather than carried.

    One for the middle of the afternoon, one for finding your tent at four in the morning.

  • Festival backpack

    MUR 2,750

    Water, a layer, a towel. Nothing more, on purpose.

    Big enough for a day out there; small enough that you stop noticing it by the second morning.

  • Sleeveless multi-pocket travel vest

    MUR 3,000

    Ten pockets, two of them zipped and inside.

    It moves your documents, your phone and your money off the airport floor and onto your body for the whole of a nineteen-day journey.

  • Mesh friend-finder, pair

    MUR 3,550

    Two pre-paired LoRa units that find each other with no phone signal at all.

    The network fails long before your battery does. This is the answer to the actual problem of losing someone in a crowd of tens of thousands.

Work out your three

0 of 3 chosen

Choose three above. You will see what they cost bought singly, what they cost as a pick-any-three, and which of the two is the better buy.

Ordering opens later. Nothing here can be bought yet, and choosing items reserves nothing — this works out a price, and that is all it does.

Where the one price comes from

Pick any threeMUR 4,400

Eight items, MUR 13,850 in total, so an average of MUR 1,731. Three at that average is MUR 5,193. Take 15% off and round down to the hundred: MUR 4,400. Against the three most expensive items, MUR 9,300, it is less than half.

If the three you want are the three cheapest — MUR 1,950 together — buy them singly. The bundle is worth taking when at least one of your three is a larger item.